Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
Kari Wuhrer: Sheriff Samantha Parker
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Quotes
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Ashley Parker : Mom, I am not you! I'm not gonna get pregnant at 16. I'm not gonna stay here for the rest of my life and be a trailer trash sheriff!
Sheriff Sam Parker : Thanks for the flashback. I really didn't deserve that!
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Sheriff Sam Parker : [to Pete on the phone] Something *ate* your cat?
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Sheriff Sam Parker : So you're trying to tell me that a giant spider ate Gladys?
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Mike : Mom, are you there?
Sheriff Sam Parker : Yea, Mike. Is everything okay?
Mike : Don't make any movements or noises. There's a giant tarantula headed your way.
Sheriff Sam Parker : Copy that.
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Ashley Parker : [a jumping spider lands on the roof of the house] What was that?
Sheriff Sam Parker : It's just Pete, he's waiting to come in.
Ashley Parker : I don't think it was Pete.