Bewitched (2005)
Michael Caine: Nigel Bigelow
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Quotes
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Isabel Bigelow : Your life is total instant gratification, Daddy.
Nigel Bigelow : It's fantastic, isn't it?
Isabel Bigelow : No. No, it's not. Because how do you know that anyone really loves you for yourself? It's like those rich men who are never sure why women sleep with them.
Nigel Bigelow : But women sleep with them, so it's not really a problem.
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Isabel Bigelow : I'm gonna be an actress in a television series.
Maria Kelly : She's going to play Samantha on Bewitched!
Nigel Bigelow : Bewitched?
[appalled]
Nigel Bigelow : That's an *insult* to our way of life!
Maria Kelly : [laughs] Your dad is a hoot!
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Isabel Bigelow : [crying in her father's arms] Isn't there a spell that can make you stop crying?
Nigel Bigelow : No, darling, there isn't.
Isabel Bigelow : He's idiotic, and yet I find him completely charming. It's been like that since the beginning. Only now, I also hate him.
Nigel Bigelow : [nods] Love.
Isabel Bigelow : Daddy, what am I gonna do?
Nigel Bigelow : Go home.
Isabel Bigelow : Where's that?
Nigel Bigelow : Wherever you've been the happiest.
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Nigel Bigelow : The valley? Why would you want to live in the valley?
Isabel Bigelow : Because it's NORMAL