Howie : For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER!
[cries]
Howie : Richie told me about the serial killers thats loose in in our neighborhood killing anyone named Howie! THAT'S MY NAME! That's my name!
Howie : I used to think the sun was evil but now I know it's not.
Wayne : How's the moon treating you.
Howie : Not a fan.
Howie : [quivering] Carlos?
Carlos : Who say my name?
Howie : [gives him 2 packs of beer and a tequila] I brought you a present from the Benchwarmers. You're really good at baseball.
Carlos : [happy] Thank you Albino.
[bold]
Carlos : Now get lost!
Howie : [cowers away screeching]
Clark : We could still win this thing.
Richie : Wha-how?
Clark : If we use the force.
Richie : Let's try not to be too geeky, Clark.
Clark : The Force is powerful, my young padawan.
Howie : He's right. It is.
Howie : What's going all the way?
Wayne : [whispers in Howie's ear]
Howie : Oh.
[squeezes suntan lotion and screams]
Howie : Aaaaaah!
Howie : Richie?
[hands out a bottle of urine]
Richie : Okay, buddy.
Clark : Is that apple juice?
Richie : Nooo.
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