Futurama: Bender's Big Score (2007 Video)
Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela
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Quotes
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Professor Farnsworth : Yes? I see.
[hangs up phone]
Professor Farnsworth : Good news, everyone! Those asinine morons who canceled us were themselves fired for incompetence.
[the crew cheers]
Professor Farnsworth : And not just fired, but beaten up, too... and pretty badly.
[the crew cheers doubtfully]
Professor Farnsworth : In fact, most of them died from their injuries.
[the crew remains silent while Bender laughs evilly]
Professor Farnsworth : And then they were ground up into a fine pink powder.
Fry : Why?
Professor Farnsworth : Oh, it's got a million and one uses.
[Takes some Torgo's Powder and sprinkles it in his pants]
Professor Farnsworth : Aw, that soothes the fire.
Leela : [referring to both the numerous air conditioners and the admirers of Futurama] So what does this mean for us and our many fans?
Professor Farnsworth : It means we're back on the air!
[the crew is still silent]
Professor Farnsworth : Yes, flying on the air in our mighty spaceship!
[the crew cheers wildly]
Bender : We're back, baby!
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[everyone is huddled in a giant rock igloo on Neptune after the scammer aliens have taken over the Earth]
Bender : Rrrrr... it's so cold, my processor is running at peak efficiency!
Leela : What are you, a whining machine? If you want to worry about something, worry about the Yetis.
Zoidberg : Jedis?
[a chorus of howling Yetis is heard from a distance]
Zoidberg : Oh... YETIS!
Professor Farnsworth : Amy - you speak Yeti - what are they saying?
Amy Wong : I'm not sure, but it sounds like something to do with... assaulting the interlopers!
[a trio of giant Yetis smashes through the side of the rock igloo; everyone screams and scatters while Leela runs towards them]
Leela : Yeee-ah! Don't mess with me you ice-crapping snow honkys. I just got dumped!
[the Yetis flee in terror as Leela chases after them with a primitive spear]
Hermes Conrad : Sweet Yeti of the Serengeti! She's gone crazy Eddie in the heady!
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Lars : I'm not afraid of you or your expensive gun! Go ahead and shoot!
Nudar : [pointing his gun at Leela] Oh, yeah? Then what if I kill the woman you love?
Leela : Don't you understand, numb-neck? He doesn't love me!
Lars : [crying] I've... always loved you. Don't hurt her. I'll give you the code.