Hot Rod (2007)
Danny McBride: Rico
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Quotes
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Rico : I'm freakin' PUMPED! I been drinkin' green tea all goddamn DAY!
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Rod Kimble : Hey, everybody! I got some awesome news. We have a new crew member today, Denise. So I thought it would be fun if we all went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves. I'll start. My name is Rod, and I like to party. All right, Dave, you're up.
Dave : Uh, hi. Uh, my name is Dave, and uh... I like to party.
Rod Kimble : Uh, no, Dave. I just said that I party, so maybe you could do something different from me.
Dave : My name is Dave, and I... am the stuntman.
Rod Kimble : You know what? Let's move on. Rico, you're up.
Rico : Uh, hello! I'm Rico, and I like to party.
Rod Kimble : Yeah, uh, Rico, what did I just say to Dave?
Rico : Who?
Rod Kimble : Dave!
Kevin Powell : I like to party. I'm Rod.
Rod Kimble : No! You're Kevin!
Kevin Powell : Right, Kevin. I party.
Rod Kimble : No, no, you don't. Okay, nobody parties but me.
Dave : Yes, and we party.
Rod Kimble : No!
Rico : Yeah, just Rod...
Rod Kimble : Yes!
Rico : ...and me!
Rod Kimble : No! I'm the only one who parties!
Kevin Powell : I'm pretty sure I've partied before.
Rod Kimble : No, Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party. Okay? You do not party!
Kevin Powell : You're right. Dave's the party guy.
Dave : Haha, sweet!
Rod Kimble : Oh, my God, shut up! Okay? I'm just gonna do it for you.
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Rico : [beating up Trailer Guy] GOD! I go to church every goddamn Sunday! You gonna bring the DEMONS outta me?
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Rico : I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. Ya know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. Then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me to have sex with them - which is kinda weird.
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Rico : [putting on stolen hat] This is my hat now! This is totally my hat!
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Rico : Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?
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Rod Kimble : Did you reinforce the take-off ramp?
Rico : No, we didn't have time.
Rod Kimble : [unsure] Cool.
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Dave : Whatever happened to "Live as a team. Die as a team"?
Rod Kimble : It's a sham, okay? There's no such thing as a team. You live and die alone.
Rico : [to Rod] Do you see what you're doing to him? You're making him upset. How important is this to you, huh? I don't even cry, and look at me. You're about to make tears come out of my face.
[screaming]
Rico : Who am I supposed to build ramps for? Who am I supposed to build ramps for now?