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An error has ocurred. Please try againIt was also no doubt one of the best years for movies and from the great selection it was a fitting final hurarah for the 80's in my book anyway.
This is my personal favorites list, on some films that actually became personal favorites of mine and helped shaped my childhood and life. Films that are just close to my heart and that I deeply enjoy, that spelled out my final signature for the 80s. So, dial your time cordnates back to this year and enjoy.
Here is a list of some of my personal favorites. This may not be a conventional list as you may thing certain entries may'be missing but as I said this is my list and like the genres themselves I'm not a conventional person. Also I wouldn't fret for those missing ones, who knows as time goes on the list will become bigger. For anyone that loves the genre or are rookies in it, like any planet and galaxy these picks are worth venturing to.
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Funny Farm (1988)
Strange Normal
This film is one of my favorite comedies and romance films of all time and believe it or not my favorite Chevy Chase film and film from director George Roy Hill. Personally, I'm not a big fan of the comedic actor Chevy but I do like his work, well mainly his earlier work from the 80's which was no doubt his high point. This film to me was one of his last great ones and a great send-off alongside "Christmas Vacation" to his 80's run, in my book anyway.
George Roy Hill is on my personal list of under the radar directors; the guy was popular due to a good record of films but despite them as time went on, he's just become kind of forgotten. This film is one of those films on that list and it's my favorite so you can easily guess where it's at for it; it also was the director's final film which makes it a fitting send off for him at least in my book anyway.
This was a different kind of comedy as it's another that falls into the "Fish out of Water" comedy genre which was popular in the 80's; so, it would make sense for a film like this to come along. But also, the film also falls into the quirky and romance comedy genres; all these together make a beautiful mix.
I really like the town, to me it's up there with Wellsville from the TV show "The Adventures of Pete and Pete", Mayberry from the "The Andy Griffth Show" and Eurika from the show "Eurika". I've always had a love for quirky and weird towns because their strangeness and non-normality of them is what makes them even more interesting. This makes the town truthful because normal really doesn't exist; but it's also what gives it its human heart because everyone isn't afraid of being who they are and living life the best they can the way they want and know how.
The town truly is a character of its own in the film, you can say it's one big supporting character by its nature. As we see there is just lots of comedy to be had, from a maniac mailman that always drives and delivers at super speed all because a measly number of miles are too much by his standards. An antique shop that could almost be close to the one from "Friday the 13th the Series" as each of the antiquities have morbid histories making them possibly accursed, which is kind of funny because it's true as most antiquities and ancient relics do. And who'd of thought the game "Softball" can be one of the most violent sports ever; if I ever played in that town, I'd probably want to wear riot gear.
But of course, what powers it is both of the leads, Andy Farmer played by Chevy is well good as usual being Chevy. But what I like here is that he's a little more well rounded as we see him being funny but also feeling like just the everyday man that is just trying to get through the day but also do what he's sets himself out to do.
And of course, he's not perfect as we see as it's common in most of the characters he plays, he tries too hard, and he acts on things that probably looked better in his mind. Like one scene where both and his wife are going on date night, but then he pulls out a surprise which kind of makes it all go bust.
These character flaws do lead him to doing something extremely stupid and damning later on. Despite the flaws, he's kept a sure and good bet because you sense he's capable of admitting he's wrong; I really love that this film obeys that cardinal rule where "you don't have to make your character's perfect, just don't make them into a bad bet"; the problem most current movies, TV shows, even comic book series have are where they have certain characters make mistakes but don't admit to them nor do anything to even correct and make up for them. Which is the main reason we're put off by them because what is the point if they're just going to keep behaving badly; but also puts their character and story development to a dead halt.
Elizabeth Farmer played by Madolyn Smith Osborne whom I think is hot and a more than capable comedic actress that unfortunately is another of those one to few hit wonder actresses as she never had more afterward. But I like how she acts and reacts like how any regular person would adjust to the strange new place they're in and make a life for herself. Which is something we can all emphasize as we've all moved someplace that seems new and familiar but strange and different at the same time; and we all go thought the motions in adaptation.
Both characters really have genuinely good chemistry, I really bought them as a married couple. I love the fact that both don't have kids but also that both are married. These two factors are a good thing because it eliminates the tired clichéd subplots with kid characters around. But also, the generic BFs and GFs that are mainly just intrusive bull crap obstacles for the two characters that clearly want to spend time with each other. Thankful we see that because that's what we want to see in the first place
It also feels like a functional relationship, like all of them we see the ups and the downs. When both characters get to the down part of their relationship, we really feel sad because we care. The way it's handled feels plausible as Andy, let's just say would earn the blue ribbon for stupidest crap ever. You understand why Andy did what they did, but you know it's not the answer as it just made things a lot worse. From this point it really feels like things can easily go one way or another depending on what each person feels and wants from the whole thing.
Really like the third and final half which makes the film into a Christmas film suddenly. It's really cracks me up because of how perfectly picturistic and pleasant the town makes itself, that it's strange and even stranger is that it just doesn't feel normal. It's also suspenseful, not so much because of the scam they're all trying to pull but mainly what's happening in the relationship with, and Diane and you can't help but feel they could be making a big mistake. The suspense is will they or won't they both go through with it; you just must wait and see.
Strange is normal, which makes the smallest places beautiful in the biggest way.
Rating: 4 stars.
Crush Roller (1981)
Color Rolling
This is another edition of the under the radar video. I'm a kid from the 80's, so from the very start I've been a retro gamer; to me the joy of being a retro gamer is discovering gems I've never heard about nor played from decades ago. Finding them shows that those past decades still have plenty to offer.
It's another in the Maze Craze genre which of course at the time was one of the big video game genres after the "Pac-Man" franchise rolled on by. This game I played at the "Tacoma Pinball Convention" and still play at a retro arcade bar in Meridian, Washington called "Flip Out Arcade". This game never had any ports except one for the "Neo Geo Pocket" which is an updated version of the game and is great (hopefully it gets a rerelease in the future if possible).
There really isn't much to say as your simply a paint brush and your job is to paint all the streets a certain color. But as usual it's no easy task as you must outrun and avoid some deadly fish chasing after you for some strange reason.
That's really it, I know not much of a story and no need for one anyway as yesteryear games we were all in it for the action. The control in the game is solid, it really has the physics of the paint brush down which of course is the simple back and forth motion. Really like the use of color as in each stage you have a different kind of color to paint the whole stage with. It's a bit of a mix of "Pac-Man" and "Q-Bert" as each stage must be colored to perfection, you can dare leave one empty uncolored space. And, there can't be one blemish, because you not just have to avoid the fish, but you have to cover the track and even roll over some annoying enemy that consists of a cat, mouse, or inviable man that's messing up the works.
Other than the coloring, two other things make this maze game unique. On the stages there are multiple warp holes, where in "Pac-Man" you only have two. These warp holes behave in a similar function where you can get to one part of the maze easily and slow your enemies down if they follow you in. But what's great about having multiple holes is that it gives you a small element of strategy, you know where each is going to lead, but the questions are what the best areas are to be right now and how much am I willing to risk.
Another thing in the game are the rollers, which aren't quite like the power pellets in "Pac Man" but more like the doors from the "Mappy" game. You don't have to worry about losing them as they'll always be there. They serve as two functions as they help in moving you a little faster from point A to B but also, they roll over enemies they get in its path. However, for that to work you must wait or draw them to the right position and you must be on the right end of the roller to make it work; so once again there is a little of that risk and reward factor.
Overall, this is a fun vintage yesteryear maze craze game that's worth a roll.
Rating: 3 stars.
The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Drinking Buddies
This is one of my favorite comedies of all time and one of my favorites in the duo comedy subgenre. This film is also kind of a holiday film as it takes place during "Octoberfest". I like that because it's a change of pace from the usual holiday contenders that always get a movie; let alone this is one of the only films based on the "Octoberfest" holiday that I know of. The only other one is "Beerfest" but that's another story.
There have been plenty of comedy duos over the years and still going, it's almost hard to narrow it down. But if I had to, I would say it depends on how well they withstand the test of time and if they can make me laugh; these two, as you can guess, are on my list despite both being slightly forgotten.
The McKenze Bros of course are skit characters from one of my favorites but also forgotten skit comedy shows "SCTV" which was Canada's answer to SNL (Saturday Night Live) and truth be told I like that show more than SNL; and part of the reason was these two. This is one of the first films you can say in which a skit comedy characters are made into a full-length feature; this is actually a good think because it means that both characters wouldn't be limited to one set but actually have an entire world as their playground or sandbox to play in.
The McKenze Bros there you can say Canada's equivalent to "Cheech and Chong"; just like with those two with their Marijuana, the McKenze's they had their addictive drug of choice which is beer. Both were not the brightest bulbs, and both were clearly buzzed 24.7 on their substances. However, despite those things they were loveable losers because you always sense a sort of childlike innocence to them despite not always making the best choices. Their hearts, if not their heads, are in the right place, and they do try and do the right thing despite mixed results.
Not a whole lot I can say, I really like the plotline which I know is extremely absurd and stupid almost like a throwaway plotline for a comic book series, and that's the point which makes the film even more fitting for the McKenze Bros as Beer is what both of them would live and die for; so you can easily guess what great lengths they both go to defend it.
Of course, what really drives the film of course is the comedy but mainly the McKenze Bros themselves, from Bob played brilliantly by one of my favorite comedic actors Rick Moranis. And the other Doug by Dave Thomas who is an underrated comedic actor that should have had more. Even if you unfamiliar with the skits, both are just hilarious, in a way their kind of live action cartoon characters in fact the whole movie is kind of a live action cartoon. But everything both just say and do is just hilarious as both are obviously buzzed on their butts and doing everything to preserve both beer and the Canadian way, which may not be truth and justice but hey it's something.
The visual and physical comedy is good, but I really like the dialog in the film is just hilarious, from the way both brothers talk, to what they say as there are so many memorable and strangely cleaver lines; and none of them have one cuss word which is a good thing as sometimes to me excessive cussing sometimes gets old but wouldn't fit both characters anyway.
This isn't crude raunchy comedy as you would expect despite taking place in "Octoberfest" and alcoholic content is involved. It's more based on absurdist comedy, this film has a lot of very unexpected and ridiculous things that you honestly think wouldn't happen ever, but they do, which in a way just elevates the comedy and gives the film more of that live action cartoon feel.
There are a lot of memorable moments, I'll just mention a couple as I honestly don't want to give too much away. For one it's the opening of the movie which is one of my favorite movie openings of all time, let alone a prime example of one of the right ways to start a film and that it's based on surprise. The opening, you can say sort of predates a lot of the films today as it's one of those that break the fourth wall, how you'll just have to find out but it's hilarious.
The other of course is the hockey match, which is funny as it's an obvious "Star Wars" reference joke as we see both teams are dressed up as the Stormtroopers. The good news despite not being able to shoot their lasers for crap, they can at least play hockey; hmm makes me wonder if hockey even exists in the "Star Wars" verse?
This vintage comedy classic has a tasty brew.
Rating: 4 stars.
To Live and Die in L.A. (1985)
The Heat of Corruption
This is one of my personal favorite films of all time. It's also one of my favorites in the Neo Noir genre and believe it or not my favorite film from the director. This film plays like an episode arc to "Miami Vice", which is a little ironic as this film was near the same time as that show. Like with "Miami Vice" this film has both a good balance of both style and substance.
I really like the story which really is engaging and thought provoking but all in a good way. It's true it is complex like most noir/neo noir stories are; but once again in a good way as this film just has a lot of details big and small you must pay attention too as their puzzle pieces that make the big picture. This works to the film's advantage because it gives it its replay value to me as it's one of those films you must watch more than once to uncover more, that makes the picture all the bigger and more interesting than before. Also, certain things happen and a twist or two which are ones you might not see a mile away, and I like that feeling because the twists in this film have weight because they make sense the more you think about it, but that those details were always there just like with the counterfeit bills it's easy to overlook them.
There are some good action sequences, they're not wall to wall action but that is because the action in this film is realistic if you can believe that. It makes sense for the genre this film is in as the neo noir genre isn't known for action but in its suspense and story. But most importantly grounding and reminding us that these characters are living in the real world; they're in a career with no second chances and any day could be the last.
There are a couple of memorable action sequences, like a foot chase at an airport which I thought was cool, really like the use of the place but also as usual with those foot chases both the pursuers and pursue always seem to be former track racers as they always seem to cover a great amount of distance, let alone almost unlimited stamina. But of course, the one that stands out the most is the car chase, which to me is one of my favorite chase scenes of all time and was at the time one of the longest car chases. It sort of reminds me a little of the video game series "Grand Theft Auto" as we see both Chance and his partner just driving just about everywhere from different locations to even the wrong side of the road, to lose the people chasing and gunning for them.
Music score is great as its composed by the famous band in the 80's Wang Chung. This is the kind of score that you could hear from "Miami Vice" which is ironic I say as this band's songs were featured in a few episodes. But I really like the feel of the music that fits just like a glove for the film, where the songs have a lot of pop and excitement, but at the same time there is an underlying darkness in the tone.
One of the things I love is the style and color. The film really has nice imagery that is a treat for your eyes but also serves the purpose of the story. We see L. A. for its beauty but at the same time the dirt, girt, seedy end of things. This helps in pertaining to the constant theme of counterfeit throughout the film; because most of the time when we think of L. A. we think of the positive things from movies, movie stars, Disneyland, Beverly Hills, and every other positive thing. However, there is over course the dark end of things, from those dirty seedy streets and the dirty business conducted and most of the crime that occurs within those negative environments. It really gives you the feeling of a deceptive city where nothing and no one is whom they seem.
I really like how throughout the film we see the red orange color, the color of fire. This color along with the element of fire acts as a constant foreshadowing for what's to come in the film. But it's also to give the film its dangerous atmosphere on how L. A. has become a hellscape for corruption. This also displays the true nature of corruption which is really destruction.
And of course the characters are all solid, well played out by a well-chosen cast. From Richard Chance played well by William Peterson whom of course you may remember as Gill Grisom from the "CSI" series; I'll admit it took me by surprise seeing him in this and this is a radically different character from the level headed protagonists he usually plays, because as we see Chance is kind of an anti-hero as he isn't that good of a guy, probably not at all by nature.
William Defoe who is good as always as the main villain Eric Masters. He's one of my favorite fictional noir/suspense thriller villains as he's a rather mysterious and dangerous sot. He's highly intelligent, in control, knows what he's doing, always manages to get a step ahead of everyone. Has sort of that introverted, passive aggressive, even slightly unpredictable nature to him. As we see he's also cold and ruthless, whenever anyone attempts to double cross him or even take him down, he doesn't hesitate to take them out of the picture.
The rivalry between both Chance and Masters is intriguing but also fascinating because of the parallel dichotomous dynamic between both Chance and Masters. Both characters are the same but on different sides of the counterfeit bill.
Both don't like playing by the rules except their own, with Masters of course that's in his crime business behind his artist career. Chance, despite working for the system has a deep seeded hatred toward it, probably because it doesn't operate fast enough or the way he wants it to; so he plays by his own rules to in his mind still enforce the law or his definition of it. Both have passion in their work as both have that same artistic passion in a way, with Masters it's in the paintings he does but also the counterfeit ring he manages in precision manner like in the portraits he paints. Chance it's in the planning and execution in his operations he works up to the last detail all to create the big picture which is on shutting the man down.
It's also in the little details their both alike, from the fact both are good dressers and most of the time in the black color from Masters with a T-Shirt but we see Chance wears a black leather coat in most of the film. There was a moment when Chance combs his hair slicked back which is the same hair style that Masters wears his hair. There is even one single line in the film "your beautiful" Masters and Chance say this line in two different scenes.
Let alone their relationships with as both don't have close friends at least none I know about; alright except for one friend of Chance's we see in the beginning but he doesn't talk about him despite tragedy caused by his adversary. Chance still remembers him but he's not a big motive or part of his chase. Also Chance and Masters have no love lives as the women their involved with they use for whatever purposes they have set for them.
The main motive for both is on mastery which is one of the revolving themes in the film, both want mastery over life and death. As we see Chance and Masters are clearly war addicts as they both really are doing their jobs for the thrill of it all. With Masters he has a quiet joy as he likes just being in control of it all. Like one scene that reflects his mindset is when in the beginning we see him burning one of his paintings. He does this as a reminder to himself that he is always in control as he's the true keeper of the image he painted from his mind.
Chance it's almost a game to him, as we see in one scene in the aftermath of a dangerous situation that almost cost him and his partner his life, he mentions Michael Jordan and the Lakers; in his mind he's like a star player in a Basketball game making the winning baskets in the big game.
The characters last names are ironic , as we see both are true to them, however the thing is both concepts of chance and mastery go hand in hand; because the element of chance is part of what leads to mastery over one's self. But also a master must always have and take chances, in order to reinforce and further one's mastery.
The other theme in the film is on counterfeit, counterfeit is all about conducting one big deception. Both Masters and Chance are deceivers, as they constantly deceive both the opposition and the people they work with. However, they also deceive themselves as both have never admitted once in their life their wrong.
With Masters he probably never thinks of himself as a bad guy, not exactly sure what he thinks of himself, may 'be as simply a guy that's simply trying to achieve empowerment and enlightenment to himself. Chance, it's just as the guy that gets the job done and does them right which is one step closer to the masterhood he seeks, even though things are getting messy, and he may have crossed the line too far. This makes the film even more suspenseful because from how far both take things, you have this constant sense of doom as you know in the back of your mind things aren't going to go well, for both.
In the heat of corruption, there is no trust, no second chances and no way out.
Rating: 4 stars.
For Love or Money (1993)
Pursuing Greater Value
This is another edition for the under the radar video series. Rom Coms aren't really my genre, I'm personally not a fan of the sub-genre as they blend together most of the time; but I do make exceptions depending on story and of course who's in it, I know sounds bias but both factors help a lot. It's true this is probably not quite one of the best romance films or even one of director Barry Sonfield's highly ranked in my book but just because it isn't doesn't make it bad and is worth checking out if you're looking for something different.
The plotline is good, it's not exactly new as it's practically a formulaic format we've all seen dozens of times probably from one of dozens of cookie cutter Hallmark films. Sure, like most romance films it's predictable but it's in the execution and build up to pay off that makes it work and it's really a question of how the two will get there in the end, that makes it even more sweetly suspenseful.
Comedy is also good, it's sort of a bit of a throwback to a lot of the rom coms of yesteryear, as it's more low key where it's reliant on the characters, what they say and do and not some bullcrap deus ex machina situations. Even like the setting which is New York City, really like the use of the locations; it's kind of ironic considering M. J. did the film "The Secret of My Success" which also took place in the same setting and also a rom com. It's kind of one of the perfect settings of romance for me because New York City being as overly busy as it is, is still a place where anything is possible.
I really like Michael J. Fox's character Doug Ireland as he's an underdog that is working his tailbone off, which is something I feel a lot of romance films seem to lack these days. Despite his job role he's not rich and he's not a person that always gets the girl. He still has the struggle to make ends meet but also, it's all in pursuit of a dream of his.
As we see he's highly sociable, so he knows how to talk to people, get on their good side to make them happy, which of course translates to making the right connections. Sort of that old saying on the golden rule, "do unto others, as they would do unto you" which is one of the running themes in the film. But also, this is device for the cause-and-effect element, as those connections we see all do fall into place in the end, how they do you'll just have to watch for yourself. But what makes his character endearing is that his main goal isn't money and success, but that he likes and wants to help people, make life a little better for them and himself in the process.
Gabrelle Anwar on my list of under the radar actresses is solid as the would be love interest Andy. You get a good feel for her character as she's sexy with persona to boot; she's a person with big dreams as well, which is to have a bigger career in singing. But as we see her character isn't perfect as she is somewhat naïve as we see she clearly has the wrong ideas about love. She's still a likeable person we still route for (likewise with Doug), but she should know better.
The chemistry between both Doug and Andy is solid, I bought their back and forth as both have charisma. But you really had a good feeling that both are good friends, but as we see it's a friendship that is starting or could become something more. Even like little moments that I felt were genuine probably thanks to the performances of both actors. From a dance scene both have together, but also one scene that stands out is when Doug backs away as he sees Andy talking on the phone with the rich creep. You see deep sadness in Doug, and that moment I remember thinking "what is wrong with this picture?"; you know Doug is the right one for her and the person on the other line Andy's talking to is clearly all wrong for her.
Both Doug and Andy have one thing in common, they both are pursuing their dreams but are pursuing them in the wrong direction. They're trying to take the easy way as this investor who is a creep is in their eyes their possible ticket to them; even though we know by his very nature he's untrustworthy. For Doug it's to get his dream of his hotel and for Andy it's to have love in her life and possibly the backing she needs to boost her singing career. We see this pursuit starts to get dangerous as its damaging them emotionally and their friendship; and it comes to a point where both must ask themselves the question "Am I losing something more valuable?"
Sometimes what you want most in life can be a lot closer than you think and more valuable that money can't buy.
Rating: 3 stars.
Golden Axe: The Revenge of Death Adder (1992)
Second Axe Swing makes the cut
This is another of my favorite beat em ups of all time. It's an arcade follow up to of course one of my favorite and games in general "Golden Axe" (game I reviewed) and it makes the cut.
Plotline is pretty much the same as before on Death Adder coming back enslaving the land and you and your party must save it. Yeah, the typical fantasy fare but the plot and story really aren't important as the action and the adventure in this game were all here for and it delivers on that.
I really like how the sequel does improve upon its predecessor a little. The graphical presentation, which is just like the first, is great as it's well detailed from the fantasy world and the character models. But one of the things that make the presentation different is that they've added some of the vector five effects where it gives a little of the illusion of three dimension. It was a cool effect for its time because it really felt like that fourth wall was being broken as we saw graphical decorations being thrown toward you on the screen. Like when you destroy some of the tree ents you see some pieces of wood being thrown at you. It was such a cool feeling because it felt like we were more involved with the action.
But the other thing with is that there were parts in the game when you weren't just going to point A to B. But you moved to the middle of the background, and you saw the background passing you as you moved. This was also cool because it really gave the feeling of three dimensions to the world we maneuvered in.
I like that this time you have four characters to choose from, who are all unique and have strengths and weaknesses. All are fun to play and of course we have one or two of our favorites depending on our preference. My two favorites are the female centaur who was cool as she's a character you don't play every day. Really like the moves she has with the "American Gladiator" joust stick she's armed with and the finishing movies seeing her use her hooves.
But of course, my favorite is Stern who is the archetypical Barbarian hero, no problem there if it works it works. I really like playing him as he's more balanced and being a "Conan" and "He-Man" fan, I just always love that kind of character as he wields a big sword.
The combat in the game is very good, from your magic to use to wheedle the odds down but also build up on the magic. Really like that cut scene where you see the effect the magic has on one of the enemies, surprised they let an arcade game have that but it really showed how video games were taking the next step that video games aren't just for kids. The hit detection is a lot tighter as you can see and hear your blows making an impact. But I like that your characters have an even better combo system. Also, there is a finishing combo that is executed just when your opponents are at their weakest moment. Thought that was cool as it was very helpful in the boss fights when you need to drain their health bar a little faster.
One of the other things that makes the game stand out is the multiple pathways, which wasn't common at the time. I always love this feature, because it creates replay value as you can play the game again and beat it in a different way. And of course, the highlights of the game are in the music which has some cool memorable tunes. But also, the beast you ride whom are all different from the previous game, which makes the game all the better. Each of the rides are unique and just really cool from skeleton dragons, giant praying mantises, and my favorites the giant scorpions. Each is a different species with different kinds of attacks like with one of the scorpions they use their pincers and another kind an electro tail stinger.
But this game has a couple of mis swings that hold it back a little for me. For one thing it has that fundamental problem most beat em ups have of its repetitiveness. This is something I can easily get past being a beat em up veteran I expect this, and it doesn't affect my enjoyment. But still it's there and is a problem with the bosses as there should have been a little more variety as you fight some of the same ones again on some other levels. But the real problem is the length of the game is just a bit too long, which does cut into the momentum of the game a little. It doesn't bother me too much, but I would of at least trimmed one level, so that I don't feel I've overstayed which is not a good feeling I like to have with the beat em up games.
Overall, I really like this sequel even though it comes close it doesn't quite surpass the first game in my book anyway; it's still worth playing. For vintage beat em up fans, this sequel makes the cut.
Rating: 3 and a half stars.
Dragon Flyz (1996)
Wing Powered
This is another edition in the under the radar video series. I have heard about this series before, but I was never able to watch it as I was focused on so many other animated properties at the time. I was able to recently and I'm glad to say this is another hidden gem to add to the 90's animation collection.
The setting of this show is awesome as it's something different in the post-apocalyptic genre of sci-fi, but also really like the series and mature feel of the show which shows the big steps animation is taking, that's just like with the dragons can soar to heights never achieved and have yet to be now.
I really love this post-apocalyptic world which is fascinating and not one I see much except in Anne McCaffrey's "Pern" book series and the video game series "Panzer Dragoon". What I like about this series is just like with both properties, this is post-apocalyptic sci-fi not fantasy. Yes, there are dragons and mutants but they're not the products of fantasy but of science itself.
I even like that the post-apocalyptic world is one of a futuristic world. Even though this world does have high technology that still works and is far more advanced compared to ours. We still see there are still pieces of technology and practices that have become lost in time, due to the devastating war aftermath.
The world it takes place in is also dark as we see humans have become an endangered species. The remaining humans live on a floating island that is unfortunately the last oasis that can support and sustain them. But not for long as they need a fuel source which is a mineral called amber. Of course, this isn't easy to find nor retrieve, and so we see the humans are both on a quest for fuel but also time to find a promise land where they can live and rebuild the Earth again. This really is thoughtful and sad premise, but an important lesson showing that we as a species aren't immortal, how we might not go the distance, and that when the world of the past is gone, it's gone for good.
The animation is solid, it's the kind you'd expect from the 90's, here they utilize French animation which I think looks great as there is this elegance to their style. From the backgrounds, character models, along with creatures, most notably the dragons which look cool as rightfully as they should.
The action is very good as it consists of shootouts, but mainly arial combat. The arial combat/dog fighting is well choreographed, really love seeing the use of the dragons, but also as they dismount, we see the Dragon Flyz utilize their technological wings and the mutants their organic wings. It was just cool, and you can say by their nature there were kind of ballets/dances but in the sky. I even like some of the stories and writing which has some memorable stories, but we see there is a revolving mystery in the show as in each episode we discover a little more about this lost world and what possibly lead them to where they are now. Also, the show explores mature and relevant themes of environmentalism, the victories, and follies in scientific/technological advancement, as well as prejudice and racism.
The only bad thing this how the characterization is a bit two dimensional. I know that most animated shows then and even some now aren't always known for deep character drama. But I felt with a show like this it could have benefited from it, making the show gain more altitude than ever through depth. As I would have liked to see more into the main villain Dreadwing's motives as to why he wants to wipe out all of humanity. I know seems complicated, which I don't mind if you don't overdo it. Though you could say this show is more plot driven which could be the reason for this, so I can't complain too much.
It would be cool if this had a revival or a licensed comic book series so we can take the series to higher altitudes; like being able to explore and get more answers on this futuristic post apocalypse like clues on what the war might have been about and even possible explanations on the existence of the Dragons and mutants. See if there are other floating cities and other regions on the ruined earth ruled by different hierarchies and see how different they are and how they affect the war. Could even be a bit like the "Planet of the Apes" series where we'd get a perspective from both sides of the war and the moral grey area that exists as there's no black and white between both sides nor are either entirely on the right. Though this won't happen due to the show's small fanfare, however, there have been some recent resurgences on certain properties, so the possibility is still out there.
This is a hidden gem worth a flight.
Rating: 3 stars.
Elevator Action Returns (1994)
Elevation for Fun
This is another of my favorite video games of all time and run and gun games. "Elevator Action" is you can say one of Taito's big franchises, even though it doesn't get enough attention; This game is its first and only sequel. I'll level with you I did like the first game but didn't love it; personally, I love the sequel because it just had a lot more going for it.
Like any good video game sequels or just sequels in general, it took everything about the first game and just improved and made it even better than before. From the setting which they've put in the future, which was a wise move, it sort of reminds me of the world in the movie "Robocop", despite all the advanced technology it is still in the modern day; and of course, things are far from perfect as things are dirty, grimy, and crime has run rampant. This gives the game the perfect battleground, a bit of a neo noir vibe as it's a world where danger is rampant and can pop up anywhere at any time.
The graphical presentation is great, I really love the use of the detail, which is just spot on, from characters, like how in the cutscenes they look almost like the anime characters from the series "Red Photon Zillion" and probably were inspired by that series as one of them look uncannily (though not by accident) like Apple from the show only without the blue hair. Along with those digital scope lens they wear which were also in the show. But it's the background animation along with visual and sound effects that is the real star of the visuals as it really helps make the game pop and lively.
The gameplay is excellent and spot on, it's like the gameplay of the original but with some refinements and improvements. Much like with run and gun games like "Rolling Thunder" this is the kind of game you take your time with, you must think a little before taking your next step, utilize tactics to take out your opposition and to use your time wisely because it can run out faster than your ammo.
For the controls you have the walk, jump and duck like in the first game, but here there is a little more fluidity to the control. Also, in the game you can also run and roll when you need to, to get someplace in a hurry or simply be at the right place and time to attack. As usual you have the elevators which help you to advance up or down floors, the fact that you can see what goes on in the other floors works to your advantage as it puts you a step ahead of the opposition and can plan your next move/s better.
One of the improvements is that you have different kinds of weapons which each have strengths and weaknesses, but each of them give you a step up in the game. But each of the new weapons has limited ammo so make your shots count. You have a bar of life, so you don't have to worry about the one-shot death, but you still must worry about death as you're not bulletproof. There are boss battles but they're more like stick situations as you must shoot and maneuver your way out of them.
And of course, the music and sound are superb, really like the sound effects for the guns and there are some very solid music tunes that just give out the fast hard hitting action vibe. And most of all how violent the game is, which makes sense with most games in the 90's they were taking things up a notch. This game does have a small blood spurt effect every time you hit an enemy. But the even more devastating effect is seeing your enemy/s getting burned to a crisp by any of the explosive barrels that are of course conveniently present. All this is commonplace now for our current games but still you can't help but imagine how people back in the 90's must have been blown away by this as there really wasn't anything like it at the time.
This vintage classic is an elevation of fun.
Rating: 4 stars.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
Evil Homecoming
This is my third favorite entry in the series but it's also one of my favorite horror films of all time. Back then this film was a big event, because no one ever thought it would happen. You really must understand this was a time when the concept of returning and resurrecting characters wasn't commonplace. It's not really too surprising Michael came back as the 80's decade was practically a golden age for horror film franchises, let along horror icons so Michael turn eventually would come.
I really loved seeing that trailer to this film, with that voice of the late great Don LaFontaine narrating and you saw that running text and then cuts to the scenes from the film; back then a lot of horror fans were blown away seeing this trailer and there might have been some cheering in the audience. I love that kind of feeling, it's the kind of feeling you don't get everyday hearing news of a new film from a personal believed franchise, it just goes to show just like Michael how great franchises never die and are here to stay.
It's true that like most slasher films, the plotline is pretty much the same old game but that's not a bad thing, as a saying goes "if it's not broke don't fix it." It truly was a wise move as it brought Michael back to his old hunting ground, which us Halloween fans prefer as it's Michael's natural habitat much as the summer campgrounds are for Jason Vorhees. Seeing this as Halloween fans, it felt like we were all being treated with proper respect.
Of course, all the old characters are back from, like Dr. Lomis whom we see is still himself and hunting down Michael to cure him of his life. But then we have the new characters, which is inevitable in sequels, but I always like it as it means new story lines if they pan out; let alone the series is called "Halloween" it doesn't solely mean it's all about particular characters.
Danalle Harris whom I think is an underrated actress and of course another of my celeb crushes. I really love her character Jamie Strode/Myers. Her character is sweet and highly sympathetic as she is dealing with the loss of her parents (in this multiverse Laurie is deceased) which sucks even for us, but it just shows once again the mortality of horror protagonists that despite survivors their not immortal. But also, she is trying to gain some sense of normalcy as we see she's had trouble adjusting, as one of the things is that she doesn't like to celebrate Halloween. Which to me I don't find strange as not every person celebrates certain Holidays, and not every holiday is for everyone. But one day she decides to, and you really like from this move there is some little change in Jamie as it looks like she is becoming happy. It just sucks that unfortunately of all days, it happened on the worst day and time of her life.
Of course there is the stepsister Rachel played well by Elle Cornell. She's probably my second favorite female protagonist in the "Halloween" series. Her character is strong and smart, if there is one mistake it's simply going out with the wrong guy in the film. But this is something that can happen to anyone and of course we know in the horror films cheaters are always marked for death. But I really like the dynamic between both Jamie and her, I really bought into the sisterly dynamic and it shows how sisterhood doesn't mean blood-related but in the bond between two individuals and what they'll do with each other.
There is a lot to love, from the music as we have some of the hold tracks but even some new ones. The kills are good and decent more violent than before, there are some blood effects nothing too gory but a way to keep with the times. My favorite kill is of course Michael with the shotgun, I won't say what he does with it, but Mike shows how there is more than one use for it.
Also, there are so many memorable moments, really like this one shot in one scene, in the gas station dinner how we see Michel standing behind the open doorway and the camera slightly zooms in on him. I thought that was a cool shot which in a way reflects on the danger Michael/The Shape is an evil force so close but also so far away. Even like that monologue that Lomis delivers to him, which carries a weight of sadness he's carried throughout the time he's hunted Michael down.
The film is suspenseful as you constantly hope that Jamie along with certain other characters will survive the night. There are a lot of memorable suspenseful sequences, I won't say too much so I don't give too much away. My favorite one and this is no surprise is the rooftop scene. I just thought it was cool, both the fear of heights along with Michael is a most deadly combination. In a way this is the ultimate sticky scenario from the "Uncharted" video game series; because you have three things to worry about from how high they are, the small amount of space to maneuver, and of course Michael himself. You're hoping Jamie and Rachel will be able to evade Michael and get out of the situation safely. And there is an ending which has a twist I honest didn't see a mile away, which made it even more impactful as it was the most chilling and tragic ever.
Michael's homecoming shows that evil is never gone for very long, nor does it truly die.
Rating: 4 stars.
The Spiral Staircase (1946)
Silent Spiraling Danger
This is another edition for the aisles in the under the radar video series. This classic isn't overlooked, it is known somewhat but it's not one talked about much. I really liked this film as it felt like it could easily have been another anthology tale for "The Alfred Hitchcock Hour" as the story has all the familiar elements, you'd see in each of the stories.
It has a simple plotline which I wouldn't say is anything new, but it's really in the execution that makes it stand out. It's true this film is a slow burn, but I honestly don't mind, I think sometimes patience really works to the suspense's benefit; let alone the fact the film isn't too long, so you don't have to worry about it overstaying it's welcome. Some of the first and second half of the film is pretty much a who dunnit murder mystery. You can say like in all who dunnits your already in suspense as you already know the protagonist is already in danger because the killer is in the house.
I really like the atmosphere in the film, from the stormy weather, darkness, and even quiet of the house, let alone the film being in black and white it just creates an unfriendly and unsafe environment; even when nothing is happening you know it will and soon. There is even some good cinematography, one of course most notable is the camera focusing and slowly zooming in on a single eye. It's very eerie as we see that eye is filling its dark void with its next target. But just the look on that eye really gives you the creeps because you can tell how crazy this unknown assailant truly is because no one is home.
The characters are good, mainly the main protagonist Hellen (Dorthy McGuire). Really did a solid job, portraying a mute which really isn't easy to do as you're not delivering dialog, but you communicate and act through just your physical performance and facial expressions. Her character is sympathetic as she is a kind soul that likes to care for others. But has grand desires, as you can tell she truly wants more out of life, from being a nurse and marrying her significant other Doctor Perry. Except for one big obstacle she must overcome, which is her mute condition, which I'll get more into later.
I like that we get to participate a little in the film as we are kind of the ones doing most of the investigating for the main girl. Her silence in a way works to her advantage as she is a good listener and able to pick up on certain things faster. This can also make her adversaries easily underestimate her as she's far from helpless.
The other protagonist you can say is the ailing mother Mrs. Warren (Ethel Barrymore). Despite a person that has one foot in death's door you can tell she's not about to check in just yet. I like there is this feisty energy to her as she got some good lines. It's true she might come off as rude but only to people in which she senses a bad vibe about. But we see she is nice to Helen, just as she treats her well, she does likewise, in a way she's sort of the mom that Hellen never had and one she vitally needs. I like how supportive she as she wants Hellen to leave so that she doesn't get stuck in life, but also for her own good as she knows her life is in danger as we see she suspect the killer is near.
The third of course is Dr. Perry, despite in the film for a little while, you really get a good feel for his character and the relationship both Hellen and him share for one another. He's strong in body, purpose and feeling, I love the fact that he gives a frak about what's happening but also about Helen and what she wants in life and wants to do everything in his power to see her desires fulfilled. But both have something in common as both are outsiders and afflicted with some prejudice in some sense. Which makes them both even more sympathetic because neither harmed or wanted to harm anyone; if there is harm it's really in certain people one of them Steve whom I'll get to in a while.
I really like how the whodunit element is handled, despite a small list of suspects you never sure who the killer is, from the lack of clues but also the fact we really don't know anyone outside the circle of trust which consists of Hellen, the ailing mother, and the good doctor.
Like one character Steven Warren who is a character I plain dislike, the guy is a loser. From his poor viewpoint on women, you can tell why this guy romances never went the distance. But also, he is kind of a narcissist, from what he says and his behavior, there are visible signs. From a scene where he talks about Helen thinking she should not just stay in the house, but stay mute. Hearing that from him I remember thinking "Why the hell do you care, you're not her boyfriend, you don't know jack squat what she wants." I know sounds bold but being alone with this guy long enough, let's just say Ruroni Kenshin would be tempted to draw out his non-lethal blade. He probably wants Hellen to stay because she's an easy target for him, may 'be another so call conquest yet to happen. All I can say to him is news flash from reality, "She's not that into you, so it's not going to happen." This negativity and strange behavior on this character could make him a red hearing or not, you'll just have to find out watching the film.
The other thing I like about the film is that it's a psychological thriller. Hellen, like a lot of the protagonists in suspense thrillers sometimes have that psychological Achilles heel they must learn to overcome because we know their life depends on it. I'll admit you feel a little frustration how despite her life in danger, she still doesn't allow herself to speak out; we know ever chance she blows is a chance she gives her enemy to kill her.
But you really do sympathize with her as we know she's not content staying mute it's killing her. We hear her silence is caused by a very traumatizing past in the loss of her family, which is understandable as that's something no one ever wants to happen and god forbid it ever does. The worst part about this silence is how it broke her whole perspective on life. In one scene it's a dream/imagination sequence on her deepest desire, but in that we she once again refuses to talk, despite the fact she's in the realm of dreams. That's just an awful feeling, not even allowing yourself the freedom imagining your own voice or having any other voice; it just shows how psychologically broken she truly is and even more makes you want her to win, because she deserves happiness and to be whole once more. She is also remaining mute along with living in the house because both seem safe, but as we see in the film their both not safe as neither equal salvation.
The third and final half of the film is of course the payoff as it's one big deadly game of hide and seek. You are almost at the edge of your seat just hoping Hellen can get far enough away from the villain but also making sure she doesn't make the wrong moves and go to the right places. Can Hellen survive the night and break free of the grip of fear from the killer and herself, you'll just have to watch and find out.
This is an under the radar gem, worth venturing down the staircase for.
Rating: 3 stars.
Huntdown (2020)
Shoot Down
This is another of my favorite run and gun games. Not much to say for the plotline as it's simple as you simply in one of three mercenaries whose job is to take out organized crime leaders and collect a sweet bounty afterwards, of course we know it's not as simple as that. And that is all you need to know in a nutshell, as usual we're all in it for the action and this game has plenty of it to keep you satisfied.
I really love the futuristic setting which is obviously inspired by "Blade Runner" but also the "Judge Dredd" comic book series. Seeing and playing this game makes me wonder why the heck we don't have another video game for "Judge Dredd" yet; sidenote there is one for the Genesis/SNES which is actually good and story for another time. But anyway, I always like that gritty worn-down futuristic look, giving the whole place that neo noir vibe.
The graphical presentation is great, just so well detailed and lively. Graphics look like the kind you would see from the 90's arcade, most notably "Elevator Action Returns" (another of my favorite run and gun games and story for another time). But also combines a little of the 90's PC game look as we see some of the cinematic cut scenes from the movements to the voice acting which is good; like the voice for the guy character, you play sounds a bit like Steve Blum but not quite. His voice fits well in this game as he delivers or homages a lot of memorable lines you might recognize if you've seen enough movies.
And that is part of what this game is one big love letter to 80's sci -fi films and other cult films like "Blade Runner", "Escape from New York", "The Warriors", "The Terminator", you name it it's all there. Another way the game homages is through the music, which is very good, some of the track's sound like the kind of music you would hear from Brad Vidal and John Carpenter as there are familiar tunes that almost feel like tracks to unmade films. Even like that the game has a sense of humor; despite the dark and gritty tone of the game it doesn't take itself too seriously as there are certain in jokes, let alone the ridiculous over the top nature of the bosses and the gangs they run. Like one gang that look like Fonzie impersonators and a boss that is obviously an homage to Lord Humungous from "The Road Warrior" with the hockey mask and leading a whole gang.
But of course, there is the action and gameplay which are both on target. It's the kind of action you would expect from most run and gun, where it goes from point A to B. However this is the kind of run and gun you take your time with, which I like as it's something we don't see enough of. What I like about those kinds of run and gun games are that they cause you to think before you act. To utilize tactics to take down enemies placed or certain kinds of enemies as going as direct assault isn't always enough.
Most of the sub enemies are unique as each have different weapons and gimmicks like a few fly on rocket packs, all this to kill you. But of course, you must kill them first before they do, and you have a good arsenal which each have strengths and weaknesses. You can only carry two guns at a time from your standard weapon to the one you pick out. There is a third sub weapon you carry, two of my favorites are the planted explosives where you can drop down the explosive and at the right moment you detonate it by remote. Another is the power blade, obviously an homage to the cult video game "Power Blade" (game I reviewed). The good news with that weapon is that you don't have to worry about ammo as it always comes back to you. But's it's a fine weapon as it cuts thought anything to everything.
Even like the boss battles which are each unique and you can say are an homage to the "Mega Man" games as they remind me of the robot master battles. Each of them along with the levels you play are always something different which really keeps the game fresh. Each of the bosses have an attack pattern but are divided into two stages; once you drain enough of the bosses health at midpoint they then alter and change the attack pattern which gives you seconds to adjust, so don't expect the same kind of game again. And last is the fact the game is really violent, as there are blood effects that you really wouldn't have seen in these types of games in the 90's and I like that which really adds to the games atmosphere but also shows this run and gun game pushes the envelope.
This is a run and gun gem worth hunting down and a shot.
Rating: 3 and a half stars.
G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)
Animated Joes on the Silver Screen
This is another edition to the "Under the Radar Video" franchise. The film is also another childhood gem of mine, being a G. I. Joe fan, I enjoyed this film and I still do.
Alright before we get down to business it's time to clear out the misfires. Yeah, one of those misfires was the plotline itself, which I'll admit felt completely out of place. I know that back then animated shows back then didn't have any too many rules, but here they might have gone a step too far. It felt like a plotline that belonged in Hasbro's other franchises like "Inhumanoids" or even "Conan the Adventurer" which would have made a lot more sense; though that couldn't happen as both never got a animated film (hopefully if the franchises are somehow revived it will).
Don't really like that most of the characters of Cobra automatically cooperate with the force Cobra La; especially characters Destro and Baroness which I thought was completely out of character on their part as both would never do this. Can't help but feel an opportunity was missed on this, where you could have had Destro, Baroness, and other Cobra characters that aren't on board with Cobra La, team up with G. I. Joe to fight with them. Since this film was a send-off for the series why not, in a way this could have been a final hurrah seeing beloved characters from both sides engaged in one more final fight; damn what a shame.
The other is the film has too many characters, which is why for fans of the show you'll be sorely disappointed as most beloved characters don't get much screen time or are reduced to cameo appearances as the focus is more on the new characters. But due to the length of the film and story it just couldn't be helped.
However, I feel the real reason this film didn't make much of a hit on the silver screen was just being another victim of bad timing, as this film came out just when the "G. I. Joe" franchise was running its course. Granted it did continue from the early 90's but it didn't work just didn't fire on the same caliber and fans like myself were simply ready to move on and take a rest from the series for now anyway.
Despite the films misfires it does have its hits which to me is where the film counts the most. As I said despite a plot line out of place, it's an interesting plotline and it did increase the stakes for the Joes, as well as heighten their cause where they're not just fighting to preserve and protect our American way of life but now all of humanity.
I do like the new ensemble characters who have some of the best voice casting. Like the main villain is voiced well by Burgess Meridith, who was always good at playing both good and bad guys. He plays an overlord archetype, but he does it well as that gravely voice of his just adds to his menace. He's not just all talk as he really can be a tough opponent to go fist a cuffs on.
Sgt Slaughter who plays himself; yeah, I'm a wresting fan and I've seen WWF back then, so I know who he is. Seeing him in this film I thought was awesome, kind of a dream come true as he was one of my favorite wrestlers. But is also fitting and makes sense considering his character is a drill sergeant. Really love his voice as its all-around toughness and from his mannerism you really don't want to get on his ugly side. But to me what really makes the character isn't just that's he's Hella strong to beat up all the badies but that he has a strong sense of integrity and honor, as he clearly believes and enforces the army ranger code of leaving no man behind in one famous quote of his "we all go home or no one goes home" I've believed that when I was a kid and I still do.
Jinx is an awesome edition and a welcome one as she was only in the comic book series. Her character is hot, looked good in that red ninja outfit. Ahem, anyway but she's the persona and moves to boot. One thing I like is that she's true to her name as she actually is the luckiest person on earth, but doesn't entirely know it but I'll just say when badies or even plain jerks cross her, their about to have an unlucky day.
Lt. Falcon whom I like, and I feel is a character under the radar in the series. Of course, he's voiced well by Don Johnson which I thought was cool as "Miami Vice" as a kid is one of my favorite TV shows of all time. So, it was a dream come true hearing his voice in one of my favorite animated shows and kind of fitting. It's true that his character isn't perfect and that's the point as Falcon is the hot-headed rookie that has a ways to go.
Deep down the guy really does want to be a good soldier, the problem is he's not following though. This is kind of reflected in his interaction with Jinx as he doesn't feel more for her but isn't following through on his feeling. Really like his arc as it' s pretty much the coming-of-age arc, we see he's learning the hard way that he must make things happen, take charge and follow through because you may not get a second chance.
I liked the back and forth between both Falcon and Jinx who are kind of the new power couple in G. I. Joe or at least the would be kind, had we had that third season to the series from Sunbow, or if we get a comic series from "Image". Both are decent as you get a good feel for both, though this is the other misfire of the film as both don't have enough scenes together to explore more about them but due to the running time of the film it couldn't be helped.
Really like the animation in the film which is about the same as you see from the TV show which is fine by me as I wouldn't want it any other way. But as we see there are some refined improvements, that make the animation look up to date almost looks as though it could of easily of transcended to the 90's. Like the background and most of the Cobra La features were cool and proves that an animated film or series based on Clive Barker's works could be done.
The action is solid, it's the kind you'd expect from G. I. Joe but from the film you can see they've gone the extra mile, as it looks a lot more violent and sharper. And of course, there is the music, where they have some of the same tunes from the show but also new tunes. Of course, my favorite is the theme song which is one of my favorite theme songs of all time and is my favorite theme from the "G. I. Joe" series. That intro to the film is just awesome, that is one of the best ways to start a movie as it just puts you in the action immediately, but also a way to help introduce newcomers to what kind of a series their about to watch. Trying to describe it wouldn't do it justice as it's something you must see for yourself.
It would be cool if there was a separate comic series called "G. I. Joe 87" where we would see a continuation where the film left off and what's happened with both the new and old characters. With the recent Energon Universe comics from "Image" it's possible if they stay on target. Better yet, I'd love to see a series of animated films on the Hasbro company, do the same thing that DC Animation does where they release a film/s based on their properties each year. They can all go any direction they want, be interconnected series, mini-series, or just stand-alone stories. From some of the upcoming live action films on their way (hopefully won't suck) why not; as I say time and time again their thoughts to consider.
Overall, this film despite not quite what I had in mind, was a solid conclusion to the franchise for now anyway. It's one of those polarizing movies but as you can see, I'm on the side that likes it, though as a fan of "G. I. Joe" we can do better. Nevertheless, if you're a G. I. Joe fan or just a casual watcher of animation it's worth a shot at least, whether you like it or not, take it or leave it I'll leave that up to you; and knowing that is half the battle.
Rating: 3 stars.
If Looks Could Kill (1991)
Ordinary Guy, Extraordinary Spy
This film is another edition in the "Under the Radar Video" series library. The film is also kind of a childhood gem of mine as it really was the very first spy film I've seen. I was still too young to see any of the Bond movie, however being an action film fan, it didn't stop me as I was able to catch this on HBO just when my parents got cable, I really liked watching the film then and still do today; as it was the film that got me into the Spy genre and even the Bond series.
The film really was unique for its time as there really wasn't any like it from the spy genre at the time; in a way the film sort of predates the films "True Lies", "Agent Cody Banks 1 and 2" and the TV show "Chuck". The film was directed by William Dear whom I think is an underrated director that has a colorful record, of course the guy is known for directing the 80's classic "Harry and the Hendersons" (another under the radar video gem and story for another time).
Yes, the premise is a wild one and that's part of why I like it because what makes this fun and funny is that it's all really one big wish fulfillment fantasy. We've all had those feelings on most days or even when in a rut in our lives where we wish and dream of being somewhere else and doing something else. But also, where you're a fan of the Bond franchise or even a fan of something else, whenever we watch films and TV shows sometimes, we dream we are that person or we're fighting alongside that group of characters. This film shows what happens when you get that chance and get to do and be what you dream of. Though also the film is a bit of a love letter to the Bond franchise, you can tell from the title that looks like another title for a Bond film; along with the familiar tropes, elements, and clenches in those films and sometimes other spy movies, that love is there.
I like the plotline of the film which I feel is well thought out because it's plausible who's to say no criminal mastermind or organization hasn't thought of this or is trying now. Trying to steal and take control of the country's economy, to take control of a country. But it's also a bit of a nod to the original Bond novel series, as the book series had plotlines that were more down to Earth, which were the kind I personally liked the most because there was actual weight to them.
The action is decent, it's not really anything to run home about but it's still fun all the same and there are some good moments. One of the highlights is of course the gadgets, which are fun and obviously an homage and slightly exaggerated parody toward the Roger Moore run of James Bond which was the most gadget savvy. From the car, which is cool as always, but one favorite gadget of mine is the explosive chewing gum which was also used in the first movie in the Tom Cruise "Mission Impossible" run; wonder if the writer of that film saw this movie.
But what really powers the film are the cast and the characters. This film has a good cast from Roger Rees who plays the main villain who has a pretty cool ironic last name Stranko which sounds like strangle. Which suits him as his plight is to put a stranglehold on his home country. But really like his performance as he's the archetypical James Bond megalomaniac villain, but he does it so well as he has this ridged menace to him. One moment I like is how he delivers his monologue in that dinner table scene to Michael, from what he says and that look in his eyes you can tell how deep in his delusions of grandeur he's in and how long he's been going crazy.
Linda Hunt another of my favorite actresses, and of course forever remembered as the mystic narrator of the "God of War" video game series and from the TV series "NCIS L. A.". Her character is obviously a homage to the female assassin character from "From Russia with Love". She's small but deadly, as we see she's armed with this necklace bull whip. Which is cool but at the same time absurd, like what kind of metal is it made of, for a necklace to be able to suddenly change size. Linda does the villainous archetype well, she's kind of dryly and blackly funny as she has some memorable lines.
Gabrille Anwar another underrated actress I like that should have had more for the silver screen back then, yeah this was another celeb crush I had when I was a kid; but also remember her from the TV series "Burn Notice". Seeing her in this film is interesting as she's another one of those actresses that looked radically different back then, you almost think they're not the same person but it's true about age how sometimes we can look different from then and now. Anyway, really like her character as she's sort of that Bond girl (shame she wasn't of been in the Pierce Brosnan Bond run), but she's got a good persona as he's got some fire in her as she's determined to accomplish a mission. But also, like that she can hold her own against danger, so she's not a stereotypical damsel in distress.
But of course, we have our main hero played well by Richard Greaco whom is another underrated actor that also should have had more for the silver screen back then, the fact he didn't was another in the long grocery list of lost opportunities. It's too bad as he's a solid actor, of course he's well remembered in the role of Booker in the show "21 Jump Street", which of course lead to that spin off show "Booker" (another under the radar gem and story for another time).
Really like the role he plays her where he's pretty much an ordinary guy; and just to get the elephant out of the room yeah, I know a bit old for high school especially graduating it. But the same can be said for the rest of the students in the film, as well as cast members in certain movies and TV shows out there playing teens or young adults. Though this is probably intentional, a joke on that notion but probably necessary as an actually teenage actor couldn't pass in the role especially when they have to go to a casino or anything else that's adults only.
But still Richard's performance as Michael Corben was solid, I actually bought him as a teenager or should I say a young adult. I like with his character the whole thing is sort of a coming-of-age story in a way; as there is the theme of taking responsibility in life and following through on them.
Throughout the film Michael is kind of a slacker as he's irresponsible, despite smart he doesn't follow through on things when he should. You can say the whole crazy journey Mike is on is one hell of an education on responsibility. I really like how he reacts to things as it feels like any other ordinary person would as he's disoriented but also fascinated with the whole spy business suddenly dropped on his lap.
One of the things that funny and amazing about Michael is how lucky he is; he's as lucky as the mutant heroine Domino in the "X-Force" comics. I really like how the element of luck is applied in the film which has weight, it at times might seem like a stretch but it's a movie you just roll with it. This luck he has really comes in handy as it protects and even saves his life a time or two. But we all know luck can only take you so far, it can give you what you need and take you where you need to go but then at some point you must make your own. From how serious things get we see Mike slowly realize it's not a game and he needs to step up to the plate, doing what needs to be done, or he really is going to lose everything and there are no second chances for it.
This is a hidden spy movie gem worth a look. Looks aren't everything but can truly kill, if your not looking right.
Rating: 3 stars.
Tales from the Darkside: The Devil's Advocate (1985)
Hell's Radio Show
This is another of my favorite episodes of the show, it's a unique kind of horror tale as it all takes place in a radio station which is cool as it's not something I see much in horror, except in one episode of "Night Gallery" which had the same concept as this tale. You can also say this episode slightly predates the film "Pontypool" (an under the radar video gem I'll review someday). The tale is also another bottle episode horror as it all takes place in one location and is focused on one person from beginning to end, making this also a one man show.
Basically, the story is an E. C. comics tale as we focus on a single radio host Luther Mandrake (played well by the late great Jerry Stiller); it's not a pretty picture to behold as he's clearly a rotten person as he is self-absorbed, egotistical, and has classism as he deems everyone outside of the radio station as lower than him.
I really like the suspense in the episode that just gives us this feeling of doom and dread. As we see Luther is getting deeper into his program along with negativity, we notice slowly but surely things start to change. It really creates a disorienting effect as those unnatural changes occur, you feel like the room he's in is getting small as if the grip of evil is tightening.
Be careful of what you say and how you treat others, because it can all come right back at you in the worst way.
Rating: 3 and a half stars.
Monsters: The Waiting Game (1990)
No Sancturary from Doom
This is another of my favorite tales from the show. Really like the story as it almost feels like it could be spin of tale to "I am Legend". But also, you can say a little of the Greek myth of "The Sirens", what I really like about the episode is how it takes both the concepts but does something different with them which is putting them in the post-apocalyptic world and having all of it take place in a shelter. Which also makes this a bottle episode and one of the best of its kind in my book; I honestly do like bottle episodes/stories as the key is to keep it interesting and momentum building.
We see the four characters back and forth as sort of a dynamic in order and individuality; from this you know tension is bound to happen. One character that is probably the most relatable and sympatric is Lt. Eric Tyler who acts more like a regular civilian and has a fun persona with his surfer like tone and charisma which is what makes him even more sympathetic as we see it all eventually gets to him once fate takes a cruel turn.
There is also another dynamic which is with another officer who is female, but this officer unfortunately is from a distance as their only means of communication is on a weak radio channel. This in a way is that desire factor which we see just grows the more dire things get, but also the last voice of love and compassion which unfortunately in the world they're in is going extinct and the absence of it is part of what lead to where they're at now.
In a way the episode also shows just the absolute awfulness in existence in a post-apocalyptic world and being the last. As it's a world that doesn't have nor offer any opportunities of any kind, let alone the fact that unfortunately there were so few personae in the shelter, especially ones of the opposite sex. This just makes me even more grateful this never happened and should remain that way, as we see living in their world really sucks.
The vampires don't disappoint as we see they are just creepy and scary as frak, from their pale skin and just inhuman faces. One of them looked a little like Rondou from the "Subspecies" series which just adds more to the creep factor. But what makes them all the scarier is in their powers in seduction and deception as their constantly trying to get the last humans out of the shelters thought them. However, from the world they're in, it almost makes you wonder who really has it better and if there really are any choices anymore.
In the end of the world, there is no sanctuary from doom.
Rating: 4 stars.
Are You Afraid of the Dark?: The Tale of the Midnight Ride (1994)
Race the Horseman
This is another honorable mention in my book, but one of my favorite TV episodes for the Halloween holiday, which is why I watch this episode each year. I like that the episode uses the "Sleepy Hollow" folk legend which is cool as I've always liked it. It's one that's been adapted and utilized throughout the years like an episode of "Kolchak the Night Stalker", the Tim Burton film in 1998, and the TV series in 2013 (another under the radar video entry and story for another time); like all the great horror legends it's continued retelling and reinterpreting shows the immortality of the story and will continue for ages to come.
The story is solid as we have two protagonists that are likeable. From Ian who is ill confidant but as we see he's not short of courage. He's got the guts to stand up against bullies no matter what but also the horseman when his would be girlfriend was in danger. His character is sort of an outsider as he's from the city but also an underdog as he's obviously not with the popular crowd. However, we see he is sociable as he can easily make friends from his friendly charisma and humor.
The would-be girlfriend Katie is solid, remember as a kid thought she was cute with the persona to boot. I like that her character can hold her own against danger, let alone also has guts when a plan needs to be executed, she goes for it. Her character is also sympathetic as she's just trying to move on from a bad break up, from a bad ex-boyfriend Brad.
Sadly, it doesn't help when he constantly tries to get her back, let alone mistreats her in the process. All I can say to that guy is, "move the hell on!" she's clearly not that into you anymore and there are plenty of fish in the sea. Brad is clearly the subordinate villain, from the way he mistreats both it just even more makes you want both characters to win, because they don't deserve the crap dished out to them.
I even like the horseman, who is well designed as he is dark and menacing with the black outfit, cape, horse, the fact he's headless but also that saber he wields. I'll admit I was in constant suspense hoping that Ian and even Katie don't get decapitated; despite the horseman delivering a few misses you know that sooner or later he won't miss.
It comes down to the final minutes which to me are one of my favorite suspenseful moments ever. I remember being on the edge of my seat, my fists clinched and thinking, "Run like the wind!" Will Ian be able to outrace the Horseman, you'll just have to wait and find out, and Happy Halloween.
Rating: 3 and a half stars.
Spiral Zone (1987)
In the Zone
Another edition in the "Under the Radar Video" series has just rolled by. "Spiral Zone" is another 80s animated gem that unfortunately rolled faster than anyone could pick it up on their radar scope; I was a kid from the 80's and I honestly never even knew about the existence of this series let alone toy line. I think the real reason this show rolled under the radar was that it was another of those shows late for the party; this show came out in the late 80s and a lot of animated franchises like "G. I. Joe", "He-Man" and more have just ended, which does make it a little hard to jump onto train that you've never ridden as you've just said good bye to one that's rolled away. However, this show isn't totally forgotten as time went on it's became a sleeper cult gem, and it was referenced in the book "Ready Player One".
This show you can say is "G. I. Joe" doing Richard Matherson's "I am Legend" well sort of. This show is one of those ones you don't see everyday especially in animation, as this is a show that is set in the post apocalypse which is cool as there really were many animated shows in the 80's that did that except for two TV shows "Thundarr the Barbarian" and "Visionares" (both shows I've reviewed), like those shows it has its own spin on in.
Animation is solid, it's the 80's style, but I like there is a slight sophistication to it where it could almost be an animated show from the 90's. From the character models, vehicles, power armor and even backgrounds, it really showed how far animation was coming and that it was starting to go steps further. Action is solid, it' s well-choreographed as you see shoot outs but also vehicular action, in fact it's slightly more violent than from what we got from past cartoons, once again showing steps forward.
Really love the music in the show which has a lot of rocking tunes which fit the show being fast hard-hitting action. But I really love the theme song which is one of my favorite theme songs of all time; that both gives the synopsis of the show but also feels like it powers you up for action and excitement.
Characterization is solid, I wouldn't say their deep characters, but they have some persona, along with some good voice acting most notable from Dan Gulivan whom always fits like a glove for the heroic voice role, this is the third time he's played the lead hero (other two were from "Dino Riders" and "Sectaurs" both shows I reviewed) who is uninspiringly named Courage. Really like the vehicle he drives, which is the only one that is unique from the rest (there were probably going to be other unique wheels but due to the toy line ending it couldn't happen). From the color navy blue, which is cool as blue's my favorite color. And there is that cannon on top though the only disappointment is he never really gets to use it much in the show.
But what makes this show stand out is in its premise and its execution of it. We do see there is a viral zombie like infection that has taken over but hasn't totally broken things. It's always a common trope in post-apocalyptic stories where most of everything is broken and lost. But here we see that life in both the infected and non-infected areas still go on, it's a bit like that world in the movie "Hardware" where despite the dire circumstances they still have electricity, high tech, and all other resources available.
The zoners are interesting because their all a different spin on zombies and the infected. In most to almost all the viral thrillers and zombie films, the person always acts completely out of character, acts like parts of themselves have been stripped away. But this show doesn't do that, here we see the infected/zombies can think, do things, and probably even have lives of their own.
We even see the zone realms which despite being dirty and in slight ruin still function as a society as there are shops, video arcades, casinos and more places that are running. The Zone is pretty much a twisted utopia, as we see there is a sense of peace and unity. However, only catch to living and being a zoner is to be infected which means losing free will. In a way this is a little commentary showing how despite all the goodies they would be losing something more valuable, human freedom.
I even like there is some depth even a bit of development in both plotline and even characters. This was something that wasn't common even on regular TV. It gives the storyline weight as it feels like it's adding up to something. We see how the war has affected the good guy and even a little on a few of the bad; each side and the people making certain decisions and its outcomes. This also added weight to the show, showing some realities about war, like how it's not one-sided, hardships it can create, but also simply the uneasiness in doing what's right.
It would be cool to have a revival of this show or even a licensed comic series based on this show, with this we can take things further. Give more depth to the characters, along with development in both characters and plot, the Spiral virus more established rules and it's true origins like you could give it a Lovecraftian spin like you can say this virus is some mutagen came from unknown space that dropped down to Earth long ago and built on since then. Maybe even do some more things with this Spiral virus like it can mutate animals or even create other worldly. But also, more depth into the characters from the infected to non-infected, who they are and how the war has affected them. Their thoughts to consider any.
This show is worth a spin.
Rating: 3 stars.
Mummies Alive! (1997)
Walk like an Egyptian
This is another volume on the shelves for my "Under the Radar Video" series. "Mummies Alive" came out in the mid 90's which was a time when animated shows were really at their peak. I remember hearing about his show when I was still a 90's kid, but I was just not about to get to it as there were just a lot of others I was into.
The animation is solid, it's as good as any from the 90's as it's very colorful and fluid. Action is good as it's the kind you'd see from most 90's action cartoons, it really keyed into the "Power Ranger" mania going on in the 90's. As we see the mummies transform into these costumes that have these abilities, my favorite one is Toph's as it's the form of a snake. Each of the costumes have different abilities and reflect on their personas.
But I really like the concept of the show which feels like a Neil Gaiman tale, as it's Egyptology coming into modern day reality. I thought that was cool as I like Egyptology and, on a side note it's my niece's favorite mythology; it's not a mythology that's touched upon much.
It's true that the show might have a bit of inconsistencies, like they have this pyramid computer how the heck would they know what's going on without a monitor, let alone how can that even read and upload data when they only have hieroglyphics on the bricks. Let along the car they drive; how could that be possible when auto mechanical engineering wasn't even discovered in Egyptian times. But that's just part of the charm of this show as its pulp fantasy, that shelves logic and reason and focuses on fun.
The characters are solid and there is a solid voice cast for them, two of them familiar alumni.
My third favorite character is Presley who thankful isn't some annoying stereotypical kid which is good as their only purpose was to fill empty space. It's true that he kind of falls into that cliche special kid, one with the power to save all or chosen one, but that doesn't bother me as by its nature it's a MacGuffin device; let alone gives the character a purpose which justifies his existence in the show.
He's intelligent, has a spunky and energetic persona, a bit of a slacker but doesn't stay that way long as he knows when playtimes over and getting back to work. I like there's a bit of a coming-of-age story with him from learning responsibilities, finding the right girl, and so on. I even like that he can hold his own against danger even without the Mummies around and is useful as he isn't just a student but a mentor/guide figure for the Mummies as they all are outsiders to our modern reality.
My second favorite character is Neph-Tina voiced by Cree Summer. Her character is sexy with personal to boot. Really like how energetic, charismatic, and sassy (in a good way) she really is. Even like that she's a bit rebellious as she really doesn't like to be told what to do, follow certain sets of rule or even orders at least ones she doesn't agree with or don't agree with her.
My favorite character is Rath voiced by Scott McNeil. Really love his voice and mannerism sort of reminds me of David Hyde Pierce. He's a highly intelligent and intellectual person but a little uptight or neat freak. His character is inventive and a little quirky as he is constantly inventing and experimenting, some of them work but some don't, it's funny how in some of those inventions he's on the right track or even ahead of his time, if it weren't for one small, overlooked detail.
If there is one thing, he's guilty of being a bit of an egotist, though that's really more on his upper class/aristocratic upbringing what are you going to do, but we can forgive for this as it's harmless. Despite how big his head may 'be deep down, he really does have a warm heart as he truly does care about his friends and does his very best to help them and others along the way.
The only bad thing is it has the same problems as the show "Defenders of the Earth". From the action being a little redundant, as the mummies most of the time are fighting a bunch of throw away henchmen and most of the time the main villain Scarab who is a decent villain and isn't a bad opponent but is most of the time alone which isn't totally fair. This of course is because of the lack of a rogue gallery, there are sometimes more challenging opponents but don't stand out as your villains of the week. There is one villainess that's kind of interesting who has a bit of depth as she was once a student of Rath, so it's once again that "Student versus mentor" motif. But unfortunately, she was not in the show that much. This won't mean much but the music is kind of unmemorable as it's kind of lackluster, it consists of some repetitive beats you'll want to get out of your head. Not to say they were bad, but too much of one beat doesn't make a good concert.
However, the real drawback of this show is the writing is a bit weak, there are good episodes to be had but not nearly enough that are memorable. The show would have benefited from having some episodic arcs and plot and character development. Even cut back on some of the humor which did sometimes feel inappropriate and imbalance the show, though it's not as bad or excessive as the show "DC Legends of Tomorrow" which is a review for another time.
It would be cool if there was some revival of this show or maybe even another season, which is possible considering "X-Men 97" but with this we go even further than before, raise the stakes by making things darker. Have the Mummies fight rogues that are more than a match for them as well as other creatures from mythology like "Skinwalkers" from Native American mythology. But most importantly have some character and plot development. Though if anything personally I'd like a licensed comic book series based on this show, which could either continue or be a revival. Well, these are thoughts to consider anyway.
This show is a 90's artifact worth uncovering.
Rating: 3 stars.
Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun (2023)
Bolts and Bullets
When it comes to video games based on the "Warhammer 40K" franchise they always hit or miss; this game is thankfully one of those hits. It's understandable why it can be hard to make games based on Tabletop franchises as each of them have loads of content that just keeps adding up more and more throughout the years, so we're not going to have everything. But to me I'm never sore about this because I know that fact, what really matters is taking what you can and do your very best to make a playable game.
I really love the graphical presentation of the game, it really looks and feels like a PC game from the 90's, makes me wonder why the franchise never made a first-person shooter game back then. This game goes along the current "First Person Shooter" subgenre called "Boomer Shooters" which have being booming. There is always something great about playing "First Person Shooters" of yesteryear because of their simplistic nature and none of the complexity which I'll admit can really hinder the action a bit. Like in all those games you simply point, shoot, and survive, which I'm fine with as sometimes that's all I want and ask for.
The presentation captures the dark, gritty and dangerous medieval world/s of the "Warhammer 40K" universe, from what happens in that universe makes me always wonder how the heck anyone can live regularly as you can barely survive for a mere second. Like the designs of the enemies along with bosses as each of them are familiar faces you've probably seen had you played the Tabletop game, and there is also a new enemy or two added to the roster as you progress, which isn't surprising for a "First Person Shooter" as it's just a way to raise the stakes. And of course, this game has loads and loads of gore, which is what I expect in a "Warhammer 40K" series.
Music is good as it's heavy metal which fits, there aren't any tracks that made my favorites list but still their good listens and really help in putting you in the mood for immediate fast hard-hitting action which really does happen, which is why you should be on high alert throughout the game. Gameplay is solid as it's the kind you'd expect from a first-person shooter, but what I love is the fact you're finally using some of those weapons you could only imagine in the Tabletops. Here you get a real feel for them, you can hear the sound they make which is music to my hears, and the major damage they all do; being a fan of the "Warhammer 40K" series this in a way makes the game a bit of a dream come true.
But the game does have a few misfires, like the game can feel a little redundant in places as there are some situations that just feel the same but just dressed up differently. Even those chaotic situations you get thrown into get a little old as it happens just a bit too frequently. However, the main misfire is that the game might be a tad too long which makes the game lose a little of its momentum. Though these misfires don't bother me all that much, as those are fundamental problems that sometime occur in first person shooters, though mainly in the old ones, so I can easily let the misfires slide.
Overall, this game is solid, if you're a fan or even a non-fan of either or both "Warhammer 4K" and "First Person Shooter" genre, then this game is worth a shot as it's as solid as a bolt.
Rating: 3 stars.
Touhou Luna Nights (2018)
Illuminating Nights
This game is another favorite of mine in the "Metroidvania" genre. The game is pretty much another wheel greaser game, like most "Metroidvaina" games they all use a familiar format but what really makes them stand out (at least for me) is really in its presentation and execution and this game I feel gets a pass on both.
For the plotline, you're simply someone that is caught in a computer program and are in the form of a Maid avatar; why the heck Anime is obsessed with that outfit and role is anyone's guess but whatever. Anyway, after taking on that role you now must fight your way out. And that's pretty much it in a nutshell, the plotline I'll admit is nothing special it's been overplayed in my book. But like all "Metroid Vania's" were all here for the action and adventures and this game delivers well on both.
The graphic presentation is solid, really like the backgrounds and character designs, it really looks like it could be a well-designed game for the PS1 (PlayStation 1) or even Game Boy Advance which really adds to the throwback feel of the game. Really like the details on the background which have a Japanese vibe to it; but also, familiarity as their clear homages to the "Castle Vania" franchise; just like that franchise those homages never get old. Even like the enemies from cute broomstick floating witches who can kill you with bubbles or explosives. Giant Frankenstein monsters, demons, and any other colorfully strange enemies you would see in any anime. Music is also good, it's nothing that makes my favorite music track list but still they fit the game and their all a good listen.
The gameplay is solid as well as it's pretty much what you would expect from any "Metroid Vania" and action RPG. Your character is armed with kitchen knives in which you can throw a wide amount fast and damaging. You also have a secondary weapon where you can throw Chainsaws, or anything else to deliver extra damage. However, as you see in the game there is a catch as your knife and weapon throwing runs on a MP meter, the more you throw the more the meter drains. It does refill and there are ways to refill it but it takes a while to get to full so shoot carefully.
Another thing is in the time element which the game utilizes and plays with its physics well. From having a slow mo ability where despite moving slow, everything else moves slower but you have a minimal amount of time to maneuver so do it fast. Also, you have a time stopper stopwatch as everything around you is on pause except you; but the clock runs out fast and it takes time to recharge so use the stopwatch.
Also, there are other things to do when pause, where there are some lighted platforms, it can make move. Obstacles and enemies can pause where others are immune to its effects. You can collect some MP to refuel from obstacles your close and get past while on pause. You can throw knives close to enemies though it will drain some of your time and MP, the knives are on pause but once you turn the watch off well you can guess what happens next. And there are more tricks as you move further that I don't want to give away as you must see and use them yourself.
I even like the boss battles which are different as their kind of like the robot master battles from the "Mega Man" games. By their nature their timing and pattern puzzles as you must study their attack patterns well as well as being prepared for round two as they change it a little. But also using the element of time as your key to beating them. The length of the game is also really good as it's not very long campaign but I'm fine with that as I personally don't like to overstay, or you just feel like a mid light "Metroidvania."
The only weak point of the game is the story, it's a decent story. There's a bit of intrigue as you get further but overall, just feels generic. It could just be me on the matter, due to being an anime fan it's just the plotline is one that I feel has been played out to death, let alone most of the tropes you see in the game you might recognizes being an anime fan. But these are all things I can get past, as I said before we're more in it for action and adventure.
Luna Nights illuminates with fun.
Rating: 3 and a half stars.
Friday the 13th: The Series: The Playhouse (1989)
Evil Santurary
This is one of my favorite episodes of the show. Sidenote really loves the fact this episode was directed by one of the directors of the "Friday the 13th" film franchise "Tom Mclaughlin" which is awesome as he directed my favorite entry "Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives".
Anyway, let's get down to business like this episode because it's more of a brother Grimm fantasy vibe to it. It's pretty much the story of "Hansel and Gretel" though you can also say the
"The Secret Garden" but has a different and darker spin on them.
Really like the look of the interior of the Dollhouse which is this surreal dimensional world that pretty much a live Salvador Dali and M. C. Escher painting. It's both colorful but also unsettling because of its surreal, unpredictable, and downright dangerous nature. It's easy to see how seductive the place can be as it's a place where anything can happen and is possible you just must think about it, much like with the holodeck on "Star Trek".
Both the kids Mikey and Jannie really feel pathos from beginning to end, as we see both are abuse victims, living in a crap hole with a crap mom along with a crap father not around that should both be thrown in the iso cubes. This unfortunately is the vulnerability the forces of evil need in manipulating both kids using them to do their dirty work.
It's true that it does reward both after they do its bidding but just like everything in the holodeck in "Star Trek" they're not real, which makes all those amusements they receive empty delights. Nor do they even equal what both really want, which is love. There is one scene where we see before they take one kid away, there is his mom that tells him like with any kid playing with friends to come back as their about to have their favorite meal. Seeing that, I'll admit, was heartbreaking as you can tell from the looks of both Mikey and Jannie that's something they've never had, a mom that has done things for their kids and loves them.
We're also concerned about both their lives because like every accursed object something is bound to go wrong somewhere along the line. You can also see it's clearly screwing with their minds, mainly Mikey who seems to be on board with it more; where isn't which makes her in a way a small voice of reason for Mikey. But unfortunately, it's voice he's not listening to as he's listening to the wrong voice which is the Dollhouse. Mikey is on board because one of the things the Dollhouse gives him is a sense of empowerment, where in the real world he feels powerless. But this empowerment doesn't last as it's not real, in fact it's poisonous deception as we see in one scene as he's torturing Ryan and Nikki he's starting to become the very thing he hates and was trying to hide from.
Really like the final conflict which is really touching and shows how giving love a chance you really do gain and become more powerful. But also, sanctuary really does exist for those that need it if there are people that care.
Rating: 4 stars.
Lost in Space: The Hungry Sea (1965)
The Hazardous Trek
This is an honorable mention in my book, this was a different kind of episode as it plays out like a Disaster film thriller, which is kind if ironic considering Irwin Alien is the king of that genre later. But I like that it was something different for this show and the sci-fi genre at the time because here the Robertson's are up against the elements which truly are a tougher force because it's a force that it beyond your own control.
Each sticky situation they go though is practically different challenges and we are in suspense the whole way, wondering how the Roberson's are going to get though this. Like when they drive to cross a lake, god forbid they run into any thin ice. Or even seeing how they had to deal with the blazing hot sun, which I'll admit made me hot just looking at them.
Even like a little of that subplot with Doctor Smith which gives us a little good insight into his character. We see this whole thing could be an opportunity to have the Robertson's crossed out, however there is just one huge problem; Smith isn't going to last long without them. Sure, he has the Robot but there are limits to what he can do, let alone isn't the best company. It really shows good does exist in Smith as he does try to warn the family about upcoming danger, showing he capable of caring. Ok, this is mainly for himself but at the same time you do sense there is a tiny bit that isn't just for him.
Can the Robertson's survive the elements you'll have to wait and find out.
Rating: 3 and a half stars.
Friday the 13th: The Series: Scarecrow (1988)
Scarecrow Tactics
This episode is an honorable mention in my book. Not much to say as it's sort of a simple slasher episode. But that is part of what makes this episode stand out as Ryan and Nikki never really fought against a slasher. Sure, it's not our main boy Jason Vorhees, which wouldn't make sense as camping grounds are his main Killzone; but I honestly don't mind as long as the slasher is effective, and this slasher doesn't disappoint as he is.
But the other thing is the fact that it's a Scarecrow which is a popular monster in the horror genre but isn't used all that much. There are only a few movies I can think of that feature him two 80's classics "Night of the Scarecrow" and "Scarecrows". It's understandable why people would fear these things, not just of how inhuman they look. But just the thought of inanimate beings moving and having a life of their own.
Really like the design of the scarecrow, which looks like a Gimp as it seems to be all leather wrappings. Which makes it all the creepier, as it just adds to the evil inhuman nature and being it is. Really liked some of the suspenseful situations, like certain close calls to even physical confrontation with it. Sidenote, like the name of the town "Riverdale", in a way this could be a lost episode to that show which ironically would fit right in.
Can Ryan and Nikki overcome this scarecrow, before they become its next harvest, you'll just have to wait and find out.
Rating: 3 and a half stars.
Friday the 13th: The Series: 13 O'Clock (1989)
Deadly Pause
This is another favorite episode of the show, yeah, it's kind of another of those time stopper stories, but this one is one of the best ones in my book anyway.
I really like the time stopping effect and its physics. We see as soon as the watch reaches that deadly 13th hour which we know doesn't exist. Though here it does and as Jack stated in occult folklore/belief, one o clock is known for being that hour, the hour for evil. Anyway, once it reaches that time, we see everything around the characters turn black and white.
It's a cool effect, it reminds me of the world in the movie "Pleasantville" and this episode was years before that film. It makes sense when you think about it where a realm where time constantly moves color would exist because of constant activity, but in a realm where it doesn't color wouldn't because there is no activity. The only color we see is in the holder or anyone in contact with the watch at the appointed time, in which they have for at least one hour to have the freedom to do whatever they want.
It's a fascinating concept but it's also scary when you realize it's power in the wrong hands (ok, the watch is cursed so it doesn't matter whose hands), because with this it means you could not just do anything but get away with just about anything without consequence.
The new allies are good; you really get a good feel for them though mainly Skye, which even more makes you want the good guys to win. As we see, both are good people but unfortunately have had rotten luck, though in this case you can say their luck is about to change for the better or worse. The girl Skye was played well by Ingrid Veniger who of course was in a previous episode of the show and looked and sounded radically different. In this episode this time she's a good guy and without the makeup, really like her character as is kind of cute with a spunky persona. As we see she has some gymnastics talent, from seeing that you feel if she can get herself into some good athletic programs, she can hone her skills to go further, but also further in life.
Both Skye and her brother Eric deep down aren't content with living on the streets and want more out of life, but they don't know how to get it. And part of the reason is because both mainly Sky isn't giving anyone a chance to help them and worst of all themselves. It's true that both have survived without the help of others; but there comes a time when there are some things too hot to handle by yourself, and of course this is that time.
Really like the final conflict which plays out like a heist, as we see the Dark Antiquity Hunters and Sky and her brother have a plan in retrieving the watch. But of course, like all heist schemes something is bound to go wrong, and the suspense is wondering how the group will make things right.
Can the Dark Antiquity Hunters and their new allies reclaim the watch before time runs out. You'll just have to wait to find out, but as a saying goes "those that live their lives unwisely have no time at all."
Rating: 3 and a half stars.
Friday the 13th: The Series: Tails I Live, Heads You Die (1988)
A Flip Away
Warning do not read unless seen episode.
This is one of my favorite episodes of the show. Just when you think things in the show couldn't get any darker, they do. The episode really feels different from the others because the fact they're going up again a cult based on the Prince of Darkness really makes the stakes high and the odds completely against them.
Really like Colin Fox who is an actor I've seen in a lot of things, most notably "Psi Factor" which is another under the radar gem worth checking out. Anyway, he was solid as the cult leader, he's menacing and from the degree of his control over the cult along with his cleaver tactics, he a worthy match for the Dark Antiquity Hunters.
Of course, what really makes the episode is in the death of Nikki, I'll admit the first time it really caught me off guard, it took me a long minute to register it in my mind. I know that the job of the Dark Antiquity Hunters is dangerous, and that death happens all the time in the show, but I honestly never thought it would happen especially to her. It was a really daring move, having the main character die, which wasn't common at the time and rare to see, and now it's become a common place where you can see in any of our modern shows. Seeing this reminded us of the mortality of our protagonists and that the world they inhabit no one is truly safe.
You really feel for both Ryan and Jack, as we see Ryan is just having a emotional meltdown. I don't blame him, seeing Nicki die made my heart sink too. Really like the monologue that Jack gave Ryan which I feel is true about heroism that it's never really a chosen or asked profession but it's really a matter of whether you do the right thing. Not everywhere can nor will, and if no one does then more people will perish for it. As an old saying goes, "Evil triumphs when good people do nothing."
Also, like what Ryan says about leaving after the mission, which I'm fine with. Once again this shows how heroism has its limitations; if you no longer have the heart to do what must be done, then you just can't do it. By continuing in, with low morale, you can do more harm than good.
But really like how both Ryan and Jack really get into their dark sides in this episode, as you can tell the nice guys have checked out and "The Punisher" as check in. Push came to shove for both of them and now their about to hit back hard. But the suspense is wondering how both Ryan and Jack are going to hit back and how hard.
Victory or Death is just a coin flip away.
Rating: 4 stars.