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fluffy_gray_cat
i graduated from a huge college last year with bachelor's degree in sociology and humanities... that's just the long way for me to say that i'm going to be at the unemployment line probably... forever.
i'm 21, i act like i'm 35, i look like i'm 15, but most importantly i feel like i'm 100- average age is 43; i'm soo elated!
in my spare time i enjoy running on the treadmill, swimming, yelling back at my cats, and being a smartass; sometimes being a really smart smartass. i use to watch adult swim like crazy when i was in college but i don't have cable anymore =(
Reviews
Never Been Thawed (2005)
about frozen entrées, slippery chickens, and virgin hoes
I had been trying to drag my boyfriend to go see this movie with me for months and he kept saying no because he thought it looked stoopid (worse than stupid). I was finally successful in getting him to go a few days ago and he ended up liking it more than I did! But this is my review. I liked how the plot really revolves around nothing. Shawn is a super duper enthusiastic frozen entrée collector who is a member of a like club. The story gets more broad as it introduces the other members in the club and their silly quirks- they really do play a major role in making the whole movie spin. Perhaps the best line was (it goes something like this/not exact), "Everyone here has their own baggage. Gambling. Queer. Mexican. We all got something to work on." But most of the film focused on Shawn and how he's such a major jerk trying to make it big in the Christian rock scene because he failed in the heavy metal category. Very funny; listen to what he say- comes up with creative cussing. Overall, if the filmmakers got rid of the really crappy film quality, semi-bad editing, sucky audio, and stupid camera, the movie would be a total gem. Perhaps I exaggerate on the poor film quality... it's not really that bad, I'm just really use to cleaned up indie films. When you go see the movie, my summary title will make sense to you.
Gloomy Sunday - Ein Lied von Liebe und Tod (1999)
fictional nonsense
This wasn't what I expected out of a WWII film. The whole film seemed like a total insult to what people had to go through during WW2 and the only thing that this film shows is how a stupid love triangle got broken up. At the beginning when the 80 yr old man dropped dead after hearing "the famous song" and people saying that it's cursed, I already had impatience for it. I don't like superstitious themes in any kind of film genre except horror; any other kind of genre seems totally out of place. Pet peeve. The worse part of the film were the characters who I couldn't identify with or hold sympathy for any of them. They were at best self-indulgent, debauched, selfish, had lack of humanity and uncaring for the world around them. I thought the most despicable character was Ilona who expects the world to revolve around her fingers, self-absorbed, manipulative, depraved, and unadaptable. At least Andre had some sort of conscience and killed himself knowing that his music caused suffering instead of getting rich off dead people unlike Laslo. It was war, people (Jews, Poles, Gypsies, etc.) where being hauled off in cattle trains by the minute, Nazis shoot people as sport and seize control of government, homes, businesses and yet a menage a trois was living a happy dissolute life because they have each other... that's suppose to be touching?! Give me a freakin' break!!!